Hawaiian Idol

Ok, that does it. I REFUSE to stay silent any longer on this matter! I must use my influence for the greater good. Friends, Romans, countrymen, the time has come - I cannot and will not hold my tongue when the world strips itself of its inherent dignity. (If someone else wants to hold my tongue, feel free to collect an application form at the Blockhouse.)

A grave injustice has occurred tonight (well, 5 nights ago). Latoya London, my favourite singer on that one-time great show 'American Idol' has been booted. Yes, ladies and gents, BOOTED! Kicked to the kurb! Out on her fanny!! *wipes a tear*

Now why, I hear you all ask, did the remarkably tasteful Dr. G's favourite idol succumb to the travesty of coming a piddly fourth in the competition? Well, my dear, dear readers, we must look into that dark place called HAWAII. That 18 year-old AMATEUR who alleges that she is named Jasmine Trias shouldn't be raining men on any of us, and if she does, pray forbid she rains a man on all of us!

I have music cred. I list among my favourites the ultra-cool steve tyler, aka the thick-lipped rolling stone and mick jagger, aka the thick-lipped aerosmith. I am also partial to the occasional disco or latino hit. Hence, it is only logical that you should ALL place a ban on Hawaii. That's right, BAN HAWAII! BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!! TAKE THAT! *karate chop*

What happens when you do too much

Imagine you are a university student who does 4 law subjects. That means 8 sets of 2 hour classes per week. Imagine you decide to cram it all into two days. That means essentially you get to uni at 9am and leave at 6 after a mammoth 8 hours of law. Thats a lot of law.

Now imagine that you are sick one day or you have an assignment due or that you simply chickened out and decided not to do the BA exam but did reflective notes instead. This means you miss a few days of uni. It means you miss the massive 8 hour block. You are behind by 8 hours. Thats enormous. You are clearly in academic strife. You have to do all these assignments to make up for not doing the exam. Basically you are in trouble. You are about as well off as someone who slipped on something they could only hope was an old burrito.

What do you do? more importantly, who are you?

Answer: you are steve 69 cai.

- I gotta write a post about something else

I have recently returned from afar

Admit it, you guys all love me and missed me. You cannot survive without a daily dose of my wit, charm, charisma and knowledge. Let me tell you something - I have installed a tag board because I believe that there are too many morons spamming my inbox. I don't want your one line comments, I don't want your requests for help, I just want intelligent conversation.

I am sure people like steve69cai, and phillip chin (who are the same) will be able to post comments back on the tagboard. I have nothing to do with this tagboard.

Steve cai and phil chin are the same person for a number of reasons. Despite the fact that they eat the same food, live in the same place and sleep in the same bed (which probably makes them rather close indeed if you know what I mean), they have a lot of bodily similarities.

First, they are always at the same place at the same time.

Second, they hand in the same assignments.

Third, they have the same academic transcript.

So which one of these two is the real deal? Namely, what is Steve/Phil's real name? Its actually Pheve. Thats right, "Pheve Chai".

Pheve, mate, sorry to blow your cover, but I was getting verbally abused about not fulfilling my promises.

Why does Pheve do this? That's for another post darlings. I don't want you to wet your pants with orgasmic excitement just yet.

- Pheve hasn't updated his blogs either.